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Starscream: i think i will win the best prize this year at the halloween party.
Jazz: man you have to lay of the pipe Starscream. halloween doesn't come for another six month.
Starscream: I told you that i don't smoke anymore, i just snort!

Soundwave: How many times do I have to tell you guys not to snort crack inside me. This human is going to check me next and then we all will be sitting in prison with a guy by the name of Buba.

Daniel thinking to himself: Sh*t Arcee promise to f**k me all night long if i get her some Viagra by 9 o'clock. I just have to make there in time.
Daniel snort a half of gram of crack and lays down the gas to the floor.

That's it no more Horoin for me. I can't stop tripping and this one is the m*therf**ker of them all.

in the back ground: I'm telling you guys, that is where Prime has his coke stashed. All we have to do is find a way to get in and steal it for us.

I love you long time, you number one G.I.

The effects of when Arcee spreads her legs.

Mmmmmmmm, more crack.

Slingshot: Hey Sky Dive, I can't feel my arms. I think we did to much crack.
Sky Dive: Nah, your arms just fell off. And it was you choice to do that much crack. I told you that you couldn't handle that much.
Slingshot: Hahahaha, I thought you

do the monster mash.
this what happens when daniel snorts to much crack, masturbates while thinking of doing it with Arcee

I hope the guys at the plant don't see me like this. A giant ape dry humping my back. It's the worst yet. It's worse then the time I snorted 4 metric tons of crack and humped Grimlock. Eww, now just thinking about that gives me the willies.

I've gotta stop smoking crack, i keep seeing giant robots running through my lawn. even worse they keep stealing my cocain. I'm going to have to find a new hidding spot for it all.

Slingshot: I told you Prime, I'm not going to jail for you again. That was the last time I transport any drugs for you.
Prime: You signed a contract with me. I'm holding you to it.
Slingshot: You don't know what it is like to be in prison

Daniel in disguise: Sh*t, I hope nobody looks up my skirt. That's where my crack is.

Magnus: Psst, Divebomb.
Divebomb: Yah, Magnus.
Magnus: Hey, I wonder how much cocain we can sell him?
Divebomb: Man we would be set for life.

Springer: Galvatron thinks you boned him last night then made off with is stash.
Razorclaw: Yah I did, but the stash was just a few ounces of crack. Man I was wronged.

Wow dude, that's some good sh*t. Columbian?

Magnus: Come on baby, touch it. I promise it won't go off this time like last time.
Arcee: No I don't want to. I still have the eye patch from last time.

The all New and Improved Drug Chair.

All You have to do is attached the Drug Helmet to you Head and Lay down. The Drug Chair does the rest. You Never have to hold the pipe, the roach clip, bong, or anything again. In a few painful second your Stoned again. You ask how, well here it is. Tiny

Holy Sh*t, i have got to stop smoking crack. I starting to see robotic purple faires! Holy Sh*t there is one on me!! Help me get it off, Blaster!!

Scourge on a bad acid trip one day.
Scourge: look at all this pretty stuff. i could snort you all the time, yes, yes i could. that's right my pretty, you all go up my nose and give me a good trip. no more pink elephants with faries riding them with

Rumble: Starscream, wake up you're dreaming. hey stupid, wake the hell up.
Starscream: oh baby, you know i like it like that. Megatron you make me hot, hot, hot!
Rumble: Don't tell me i didn't warn you. Zaaappp!
Starscream: a sh*t, that

Blitzwing: oh baby you know i like it when...god damn it galvatron. i told you i don't like it when you pull out!!

Blaster: You said how much coke was found on Prime?
Kup: About 4 pounds.
Blaster: Sh*t, that was mine. I put it in his pack for safe keeping.

Arcee: how much of that coke did he snort?
Magnus: I don't know, but i hope he left some for us.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
the ultimate head rush of snorting 400 metric tons of coke.

Galvatron: hey guys here comes the best one yet.
Riiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!
behind galvatron, cyclonus and soundwave have already put on their gas masks.

Damn, the crack wore off to fast. I need some more.

Damn it, all I wanted to do is order pizza!!!

crack production up 90%. it looks like it's going to be a good year for us. Muhahahaha!

blaster: prime is on a rampage because some one snorted all his coke. Run, run as fast as you can!!!

can we eat it?

ravage: take it like a man.
spike: but you a cat. i hate cats.
ravage: you'll take what ever i put in you bitch. this is my party.
[mean while] starscream is video taping this for america's funniest home video. hoping to take home the hundred

bombshell: oh sh*t here comes the big one. mexican food is coming back to haunt me. was it the lsd or the pot i ate... rippppppp.
sharpnell: run away.

hey starscream, where are you running off to. you know i like it doggy style. get back over here and show me what a real bot is like.

who stole my crack. if i find out it's one of you i'll each and every one of you in my bed.

suf for you lives, megatron has wood and he's threatening to use it. his thongs have sh*t stains and he is pissed.

O.P.: tell the truth Scourge, did carly really crawl up inside my ass.
Scourge: yah she's up in there really good. i don't think i can reach her.
O.P.: i kno she was tripping on acid last night during the party, but i thought she would never a

carly: i can't believe he wants me to crawl up in there and tell him what i see.
spike: oh come on baby, i thought you like that kinky sh*t.
carly: look, just because i let him have me doesn't mean i will crawl up his ass.

rumble: man that was some massively awsome sh*t.
ramjet: hey here comes ravage. let's feed him some of this crack and see what happens.
starscream: yah that sounds like fun. here kitty, kitty.

let's get the hell out of here, megatron is on the warpath. starscream didn't get the sh*t stains out of megatron's thongs again.

"Megatron's going to kill me. i didn't get the sh*t stains out of his thongs. wait i'll tell him starscream did the laundry. he'll buy that one i hope."

with the sh*t stains visible, star scream backs away slowly. with fear of retrubution on his mind for failing to do the laundry right again

soudwave: ah christ, ravage ate all of the pot. i just hope we can recover the stuff be megatron gets back. bad kitty.

Megatron: i swear, the best piece of @$$ is just around this corner.
Soundwave and Starscream: sure that is what you said eight hours ago.

Frenzy: Sh*t we're found out! i swear it was all him.
Optimus: i had nothing to do with this.

Blurr: um you taste better than Arcee.
Kup: You know it baby.
Arcee: Damn, i always lose.

Megatron: now all i have to do is stick in there and he is all mine.
Soundwave: Ah, Megatron what are you going to do with that.
Megatron: now you my bitch, Soundwavel.

damn Arcee is hot. sh*t it was only a dream.