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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Pokejedservo

Pokejedservo has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Side Burn and T-AI in front of monitor

Side Burn: This is my Internet Meme get it?

T-Ai: I'm pretty sure Memes are suppose to be coherant.

Side Burn: You can be surprised how often they are not T-Ai, trust me.

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

Sari: There now my clay recreation of Optimus' head is almost complete!

Sparkplug levitating?

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Sadly not even Cybertronians are immune to the effects of skin bleaching surgery.

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Right Soldier: Where that come from?!

Left Soldier: Who cares I'm more worried about where its going!

Spike and Mikaela hold hands

Carly: Spike why did they want to change my name into Mikaela again? Spike: Quite frank;y I have no idea...

The "real" Optimus Prime

All I'm saying is that there is a reason why the 80's Transformers movie is animated.

Bruticus blows up!!!

Nothing says having a really bad day until you spontaneously combusted into little pieces huh?

Submarauder with his hand on his head

Must... resist... bad... "Don't Hate me because I'm beautiful" joke...

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Daniel: Wow the bottom of his foot is really shadowy...

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

P. Prime: This is the way to the "Robot Chicken" set isn't it?

A. Megatron: I think so...

RID Optimus beating his chest

RID Prime (thinking): I don't have a Matrix nor am I beast-based at all, what good is my chest for anyways?

Bumblebee at the computer

Now lets see if I can find any horn enhancers online...

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

What the?! Pink lights are causing an explosion right behind me and the kids are turning orange? Thats it, Takara has gone too far in this "give Micron Legend better animation than Armada" BS.

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Galvatron's really strict "No Campire" rule at work here...

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Hasbro Executive: Toei how many times have we and Marvel have tried to tell you guys to stop letting your drunks nearby your coloring machines? The show has enough animation errors already!

Toei Executive: Oh give us a break! You guys are lucky that w

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Starscream: Amazing, I should be incredibly annoyed now but for some STRANGE reason I keep having this feeling of "Deja Vu"...

Superion holding A3

Gotta love how Hasbro would even make toys for the Cybertronians huh?

When Trypticon attacks!

Trypticon: I see what you did there. Old Man: Their just my grandkids, honest!

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Ah yes the Transformers, even back then they had the dangers of cosplayers in the past as well.

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Spike: Okay I don't either want to be baby food or be given flying lessons by getting knocked out of the nest. Hmmm... I wonder if they'll find me if I hide INSIDE the nest... Hmmmm...

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Who knew the idea that shooting Laxative during one of Unicron's snack attacks would be THAT effective?

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Galvatron: CURES YOU TAKARA AND YOUR SUDDEN DESIRE TO CASH IN ON HIGH BEACH BALL SALES! Airazror (os): Hey its still not as bad as what they did to me.

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

There is a reason why the sudden need of re-age blasters has arisen and Flint's caution about it. ;)

Alien probes Ravage

There is a reason why Frank Welker never wanted to tell the world what are his Doctor appointments are like especially back then. ;)

An army of Fast Tracks

Hasbro is gonna pick me as the next Cheetor. Oh please not even Takara would stoop that low...

Blaster with foam on him

Its been said that the Autobots never forgot about April Fool's Day but it was unsure whether if that was actually true. Needless to say Blaster is definitely no skeptic here.

Reflector makes a pyramid

Announcer: AND NOW FOR THE CHRIS LATTA TRIO! Reflector: Alright get it right you guys otherwise we'll be replaced by Sparkplug, Starscream and Wheeljack! You know they love diversity!

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Hasbro just recently became a corporate sponsor for FEMA recently. They just started so its not much now, but its better than what FEMA did then.

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Prime (thinking): Hmmmm... I wonder how far I can punt this thing?

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Spike: Uh guys how did this band called Lion know about the Transformers?

Blaster: Duuhhh... I dunno... (Whispering in his communicator) Jazz, their on to us run!

Perceptor wields a pencil

Percerptor: Heh sharpening pencils for Omega Supreme, this is so demeaning...

Hot Rod catches a fish

Hot Rod: Wow this will make a great pet! Daniel: Uhhh... Hot Rod, buddy? Thats not quite what their for...

Shockwave looks around a corner

Shockwave: I too shall try to be stealthy in order to be able to be invited on the sets for those Metal Gear Solid games. I always wonder why those Autobots such as Perceptor and Prowl get to go there...

Inferno holds Red Alert

Optimus Prime (offscreen): Spike, I'm beginning to think that this "booze" you speak of is not fit for Autobot consumption. Spike: How can you tell? Optimus Prime: Oh call it a lucky hunch...

Aerialbots sitting on some rocks

Stomach pains... boredom... "King of the Mountain" complex... All natural in the line of duty in doign guard work in the middle of no where huh Aerialbots?

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

Tracks: Prime help me! The Yaoi fangirls are after me again! Prime: Eh with all due respect and not to be a phobe but shouldn't you hide behind someone like Arcee? Tracks: Ehhhh... Why didn't I think of that?

Cheetor looks at his reflection

You know things are going good when the biggest sign of low budget is a lack of actual mirrors.

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Becoming Rodimus Prime has made him a lot smarter in battle, but he still hasn't quite got the "Bedtime story" concept down right.

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Now who says Grimlock can't be a battlefield philosopher huh?

Dragstrip waterskis

Dragstrip: Heh those Autobots think they have all the waterski fun well look at me now!

Decepticons laying around

Ravage learns that just because they can talk doesn't make them any smarter than he is.

Dinobot grins ...

Well at least he is more convincing than a bald eagle I'll give him that...

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Before Energon/SuperLink came out the attempts to cross-fuse Cybertronians weren't quite as successful.

Perceptor kicks the computer

Wheeljack: Perceptor what're you doing?

Perceptor: I was told that Spike said that kicking technology makes it work.

Wheeljack: First of all wrong Spike and trust me it doesn't...

Welcome to Carbombya!

Darn they forgot to add "and a home for various Muslim Terrorist jokes since 1987", I wonder why?

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Must...resist...bad..."Dinobot"...joke...

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

There was a reason why there was enver any live action Transformers in the 80's...

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

Man these Japanese Toys-R-Us commercials are weird.

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee playing a bootleg of Robotron 2084? What has this world come to?

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