Captions by Riptidemtmte

Ratchet- "Say, Rattle, didn't you go by the name 'Rattrap' while I was gone?"
Rattle- "Yup. Primus-damned copyright laws..."

Percy-"...And here's my entry on the Ultimate Caption Contest! Pretty witty, huh?"
Bee- "Nah, you should do a caption joking about innuendo."

"Oh my, Optimus. It's so... big!"

"...And here's my genius new mind-control device, that under no circumstances will be copied by a blue-haired anime girl with a robotic dinosaur!"

"So THIS is the power of the Nova Reactor. Not bad, not bad at all..."

"Someday, people will stop calling me 'prickly'... Just you wait."

"Prepare your exhaust port, Metro. I'm going in dry."

"Me Grimlock love this! But me Grimlock liked Pacer better..."

Sentinel: "'Kay, guys, listen to this: A scientist and a monk walk into Maccadam's. One says to the other-"
A.T.: "Hey, Sentinel, listen to this: No one cares. The end."

"...No, I'M the more important supporting character!"

"...And I caught one that was THIS BIG!"

Gears- "Yeah, I just wanted to say how awesome I am."
Mainframe- "Excuse me, but the answer is actually 10%=11010101010000101."
Autotrooper- "PROMOTIONS!!!"

"Why the hell do I still have that stupid tuft of hair?"

"Mother of Primus, what the hell is Brawn and Soundwave doing!?"

"Do you ever have the feeling that we're being watched?"
"Nah, we're too irrelevant to the show. But hey, maybe once Seibertron comes along, it'll be our turn in the limelight!"

"Oh, well. Time to wait for an Animated Rodimus!"

"Appearance: slightly perverted.
Caption: innuendo.
Me: humiliated."

"Let's see, where are they... Oh, THERE you are, viewer! Hold still while I plug this into your skull, 'kay?"

"Trippy..."

O.P- "Hurry! the first copy of Half Life 3 is at the top!"
Spike- "That must explain why I'm taking forever..."

"Buildin' a Sentry!"

"I...had, the time of my liiiiiife..."

The Cybertron Centennials misunderstood the meaning of having a 'tank' on their team...

"PROMOTIONS!!!"

"Birth of the Kiss Players..."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Perceptor. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"HERPA DERPA DERP..."- Cheetor
"Oh Primus, Cheetor's gone cock-eyed!"- O.P.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH"- Everyone else

"Those Car Brothers are Spahs!"

"Just according to keikaku..."

Still not enough dakka.

"If I find whoever decided to kill me in DoTM, Primus have mercy on them, for I sure as hell won't!"

"SOUPRISE... BUTTSECKS!!!"

"Frenzy is RED!"
"No, Frenzy is BLUE, you slag-licker!"
"TAKE. THAT. BACK."

"Oh crap, my wheel's falling off."

Rumble: Quick! head for that mystery box!
DS (thinking): Is that Rumble on my back, or Frenzy? Damn FIRRIB...

Brawn: Swiggy, swooty, I'm comin' for dat booty.
Soundwave: No, Brawn! EJECT! EJE-AAAAAAAAAGH!

Nano (singing): My chin is bigger than yooooours!

OP: Dat Ass.
Sari: Say what, now!?