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Spike: That ain't fair their freakin 100 feet tall. And their using firearms
Derek Jeter:And I don't?

Catcher: Talk about a hard throw.
Pitcher:Wasn't me!
Catcher:Then who was (sees Megatron) IT(in squeky voice.

Rumble:Sure first Megatron wants the dishes washed then the lawn mowed. Now this! At least I'm better off than Cyclone. (Cyclone at the Decepticon base bathroom)Stupid Megatron poo. Scrub Scrub Scrub!

uhhh optimus can i go to the bathroom please

hey kids word of advice never try to eat a macho burrito without using your hands like this guy did

ravage:wow i havent felt this good since optimus built me the ULTRA LITTER BOX 2002

skywarp:if you wont tell me the way to the mens room ill find it myself

optimus:SHINING FINGER smokescreen:this is embarrasing

brawn:you know i think i feel a little fart comin on soundwave:NO NO you cant brawn:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP soundwave:uhhhhhhh @_@

i mean it the fish was this big!!!

kup:that gun couldnt hurt a BOOM!*gun shooting* ....fly

and i thought i was small

oh yeah yankees won the series!!

megatron:what happened thrust:would you believe me if I told you that i am disguising myself so I can get into the autobot base?

ratchet:yup just as I expected wheeljack: what did the scan of my brain show ratchet:nothing

next time you want to know what a peanus smells like smell your own

hardhead:i was a pootin and a tootin a gruntin and a dumpin. optimus: im never going to his concerts again

ha were mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooning you

thats the last time i play with a shrink ray

thats the last time i take alexis's locator

give me back my nachos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i told him i thought somthin was wrong with his legs

a robot playin football now ive seen everything

optimus now is not the time for a nap

and i thougt i was a mouse

man i sholdnt of taken that cake from megatron last night

please dont get me mad im running outa places to hide the bodies

geesh i just wanted to know where the mens room is dont get so pushy

uhhhhhhhhhhh i think i feel those extra cheesy nachos comin on

Hmmmmmmmmmm one robot vs. five dinosaurs what are the odds of that?

ive heard of kidnapping and dognapping but this is ridiculous

Heeeeeeeeeeelp
there are two lumberjacks here with huge axes and they dont look to friendly!

megatrons mother:How many times have i told you not to do that in the house

i cant believe i drank that witches potion and I cant believe i believed her when she said it was pepsi

Bruticus stop hugging me or everyone will think were gay

oh come on Megatron this helmet makes me look fat

jolt: one day im gonna regret this

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wheelie stop humpig me or ill hand you over to the decepticons

i'll fix him up later. I wonder if there are any good places where i can buy a cheap burger

you know your obsessed with transformers when you do this for a living

deszaras:you got that Human:*thinking I wonder what he said "awesome cool Deszaras: strange i asked him if hes ever had sex with a transformer

I cant believe i have a kid! I shoudnt of married that fat female human

i cant believe I fell for that "your such a wussy your too scared to join the Autobots"trick

galvatron:well never be apart lisa i mean soundwave.Hotshot:gaylords