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Friends don't let friends drive drunk

Galvatron: You failed me for the last time Cyclonus, prepare for your punishment.

Cyclonus: Please don't kill me sir.

Galvatron: Kill You, HAHAHA, I'm not gonna kill you. Instead, you will spend the rest of your miserable life as a

Skywarp: Jeez, Bumblebee, we knew you were the smallest Autobot, but we didn't think IT was that small.

Thundercracker: HAHAHAHA!!!

"Dont argue with me! We are going to war with Iraq and that's final! I don't give a rat's ass what the Green Party says!"

Hot Rod: Arcee, what in the hell are you doing?

Arcee: Am I doing the right thing?

Hot Rod: Yes. When he goes splat, we can blame it on Decepticons and collect the insurance on him, now just drop him.

Megatron: Optimus, I am sorry for being a bad due, lets be friends.

Optimus: HAHAHAHA, Megatron, cut the crap, I wasn't programmed yesterday dumbass. What a lameass plan HAHAHA posing as an Autobot. What's your next plan gonna be, dre

Spike: Wow Robotic XXX

Bumblebee: Um, Spike, that's not porn you perverted moron.

Hardhead: "Why dont ya build me up, build me up buttercup..."

Buy a lifesize Optimus Prime today and receive a life size sex toy absolutely free.

Ratchet: This must be the worst case of arthritis I've ever seen.

Man: Sorry honey, I gotta go, the I.R.S. just walked in.

Soundwave: Pay your taxes or be terminated.

Screw Prime, I'll take HER home ;)

Ahem. Check 1..2.
Sodamn Insane, I am giving you just 1 second to surrender or I'll show you what "Shock N Awe"
really means!!

When WMD's fight back!!

Minerva: Say it isn't so, Wheeljack, say it isn't so.
Wheeljack: Yes, it is true, I am defecting to the Decepticons and moving to Armada.
Minerva: No!!!

Megatron: Come on people, did you actually believe I was an Autobot. That is as absurd as saying Osama bin Laden turning hippie.

Bruticus: Ow, he bit me

Grimlock: Shockwave dumb Decepticon, taking on all us Dinobots by himself. Dats like horse jockey trying to tackle de entire Bucs defense.

Carlye: Oh no, Optimus is dead!! Spike: So what else is new.

Skywarp: Starscream must be kicking himself in the a$$ right about now.
Thundercracker: Yeah, He jumps to Armada looking for a better leadership opportunity, and now we have to sit here without a legitimate leader cuz Megatron had to call Omega Supreme&a

Megatron "God damn you Soundwave, you were supposed to walk Ravage BEFORE we left to go energy stealing."

Soundwave: "Sorry, Megatron"

Megatron: "As punishment you get to clean up after him, and I think h

Megatron: "I'm sorry Sparkplug, I was going to have Ravage neutered, but I never got around to it. Being the leader of the Deceptions is quite time consuming you know."

Starscream: "Get off me you gay Autobot toad"

Jazz: "Make me, you sexy beast."

"Optimus Prime is dead, but he will come back, Optimus Prime always comes back. The question is what will he be, a gorilla, a fire truck, a tractor-trailer, a race car. He might very well be the computer standing in front of you right now. So, wh

Skywarp "So Osama, you like crashing planes into buildings eh, how about I transform and run your ass into the Taj Mahal you little prick"

Skywarp: "Go ahead, call me an infidel, I dare you!!"

Chromedome: "All right Galvatron, where is he, where is Osama bin Laden."

"Why wasn't I picked to be the American Cerebros? Those idiots chose the wimpy pacifist over me, and now I'm stuck here in Japan where no one can make up their mind as to which color I should be."

Slag to Devastator: "Wazzzzaaap" to Grimlock: "Grimlock!!! Get The Tables!!!"

Megatron: "Isn't it amazing how the animators managed to make us into Siamese twins without even trying."

Megatron: "Jesus christ, first my fusion cannon is stolen, then my back blaster is somehow fused in place, now I have to resort to shooting people on my hands and knees."

Starscream: "He He He, and once I give him a swift kic

Windcharger sings "And that's about the time she walked away from me....What's my age again?"

Brawn: "Dude, Blink 182's gonna sue us."

"Thats the last time I ever challenge Metroplex to a fight"

"If I only had this on 9/11"

Optimus "Damn it, where's Viagra when you need it."

Optimus "Rattrap what are you doing."

Rattrap. "I'm gonna ram Terrasaur's head up Osama bin Laden's ass"

Optimus: "Cool, can I watch."

Braver: "Hello 3PO, I am Anakin's newest droid"

C3PO: "Anakin, but why, I thought I was your droid."

Anakin: "Not any more you annoying piece of crap, kill him Braver"

R2D2: &quot

Scourge: "What the hell are you doing Prime?"

Optimus: "Shhh, I think I found a hidden camera. Someone's been spying on us."

Scourge: "Oh stop the bull crap Prime, and sell me your specs so I can

Computron "Warning: Fatal Error 0E has occured, you have performed an illegal operation. Prepare to be Defragmented."

Galvatron "Noooooooooo!!"

Minerva "But Wheeljack, you promised."
Wheeljack "OK, OK, I'll give you a sex change and turn you into Nightbeat"
Minerva "YAY!!"

Cyclonus "Galvatron that's your tenth Energodriver in two hours. I think we need to cut you off"

Galvatron "Shut Up uh ... uh ... uh ... What was your name again"

Kup "Blurr, what the hell did I tell you about giving guns to minors."

Blurr "Don'tworryKupIputthesafetyon."

BOOM!!!

Blurr "AtleastIthoughtitwason,sorryKup."

Blaster "In the comics I was the Autobot Badass, as I would have been in the cartoon if yo'punk ass never showed up."

"You were right Cliffjumper, I am a traitor, now that Prime's away I can rip your nosy head off and blame it all on Grimlock."

Optimus "All right guys, it's fourth and goal, and the Decepticons are up by six points. Ironhide, I'm gonna hand the ball to you and your gonna pass it to Wheeljack in the end zone."

Ironhide "Sounds like a

"When in the hell are we going to kick Osama bin Laden's goat-licking Arabian @$$"

Prime:"How many times must I die before you people get off your lazy @$$es and do something."

Galvatron:"What's the hell is wrong with you?"
Cyclonus:"The New York Yankees lost the World Series?"
Galvatron:"S***, I had money on that game."

Galvatron:"What's the hell is wrong with you?"
Cyclonus:"The New York Yankees lost the World Series?"

Ratchet:"Go ahead, bin Laden, Make My Day."