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Rumble: After having over a hundred losses and seeing no future, I left the Deceptions. What am I doing now? You can catch me down in Anaheim giving rides from hotel to theme park at DISNEYLAND!

Brawn in a Sexual Voice: I'll tell you right now...I'm not Laserbeak.

You and me Grimlock, we're nothing but robots, so lets do it like they do it on the Cybertronian Channel~ Transform Now

Hello Autobot HQ? This is Fish.

Scrapper: Yeeeeeep, still waiting for Hasbro to take recognition of me and release a figurine of me and my buds already...

Sari: This...is a building.

Optimus Prime: I SAID OVER EASY!!!!

*Whisper Whisper* This series is only going to last three seasons *Whisper Whisper*

Megatron: Starscream, everything the light touches is our kingdom.

Tracks: George Lucas gave me a role in Return of the Jedi and I couldn't pass it up. You'll see me in the background with the others during the singing scene in Jabba's Palace.

Optimus Prime: Hmmm, it would seem Bumblebee and Spike are close to the same size in this crazy messed up image. Both my hands can wrap around them. Nice going Animation Team!

Megatron I LOST MY VIRGINITY BY AN AUTOBOT!

After Skyfire and Sideswipe finished their imported version of Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, they decided to reinact the ending.

Skyfire (Cloud): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ratchet: Shhhhh, don't tell anyone Wheeljack, but my secret copy of Halo 3 that I got before Megatron stole the rest, is underneath here.

Sparkplug found a bag of green substance in Spike's lunchbox. He thought it was seasoning, but it was more than just that...

Reflector: Megatron want us to build a robot out of brown legos, so lets get started.

Megatron: This is where we will be stashing all the stolen copies of Halo 3 until the Christmas Season starts up. Then we will sell on Ebay at extreme prices.

Thundercracker: I hope to play it before Megatron goes through with his scheme.

Sound

Spike: It's good to know you have Autobot friends when you are high and drunk. Thanks for driving me home Hound.

Hound: No problem Spike, just remember, don't set this example for our viewers, for cartoons and television has always been one

Kid: DAD, you said you would get us in the TransFormers film at the Sherman Dam. What you didn't know is it was the Hoover Dam, you dumb piece of crap for a father.

Mother: Retard, we are getting a divorce once we get back.

Dad: ...

Bumblebee: And that is how you milk Ravage so you can make the antidote for his venom. Any questions?

Huffer: Since when did Ravage have poison in his fangs?

Bumblebee: ...GET HIM OFF ME!

The Aftermath of the TransFormers Movie Opening...

Starscream: Did you see what Bay did to me? Why I oughta...

Megatron: Shut it Starscream, it is not worse than what they did to me.

Optimus Prime: GOOOOOO WEEEEEEST~

Pet Shop Boys: We will find our way.

Optimus Prime: GOOOOO WEEEEEEST~

Pet Shop Boys: We will lead someday~

Prime's Thoughts: Glad I'm not gay...

And thus begins the line for the TransFormers Movie Midnight Premiere!

Bumblebee's attempt to hide fromt he notorious Micheal Bay.

Micheal Bay: Alright, this is the scene where Spike will look down Mikaela's shirt to see if one of the mini-bots have gotten in there.

AND.....ACTION!

OH MY GOD RUN ITS THE SCORPION FROM POWER RANGERS THE MOVIE!!!

Grimlock: Me Grimlock love Kup's Christmas stories.

Kup: You're in one now.

He looked bigger on TV.

Arcee: Are those missle pointers suppose to symbolize something???

Ultra Magnus: No...Why?

Arcee: Nothing...

Unicron: Destiny..you cannot...destroy...my...destiny!

Director: CUT! Bring in Bruticus

~Film Crew setup bombs all over Bruticus' body~

Director: And.....ACTION!!!

~Bruticus Blows Up!~

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!

Director: CUT! That's

Galvatron: I've been waiting an eternity for this. It's over Daniel!

Daniel: *huff* *huff* NEVER!

WHAT!? This is my face in robot mode? I demand a lawsue against Takara for it's ridiculous designs.

Optimus: Are you ready to witness a power of a Super Saiyan

All: ...

Megatron: So what's your story?

Optimus: Well, I tried out for one of the mutilated toy roles in Toy Story, that is why my head is like this, hoping I could put on a good show. What is your story?

Megatron: I was trying out for the upcoming

Bumblebee: Burning Process at 74%...75%....75%...75%....Damn this 1984 computer, it doesn't have the technology Cybertron has.

Optimus: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....Dooooo I loooook scaaaaaaaaaaaaary...Woooooooooooooooooooo.

Kids: ...

Galvatron: So we agree, we attack at dawn.

(Switches over to this image)

Soundwave: May I introduce the Nazicons, they were produced in Germany under secret for our squadren, Their code names are Adolf, Eva and Funkytone.

Nazicons: Hiel Hit

Starscream: Ya I know, this is what happends when you try and do either sex over the phone or on the internet.

Superion: We can do this one way or five way, take your pick.

GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to demand for a topless Marissa, the company decided to do it the censorship way.

Galvatron:Now I know I will never be called back for the next TransFormers series after doing this.

Unicron: Geeze the people weren't kidding about Jupiter making you constipated.

After TransFormers started Season 3 replacing the old Spike with an adult Spike, the old Spike decides to try out for 1988s production of Denver the Last Dinosaur. He didn't make it in the show, but he is found in deleted scenes such as this.

I could have sword this was Botcon, but everyone are in business suits....Where am I?

Steve the Crocodile Hunter: Blimey look at these legs. Only certain ones are born with these. Just look at the rockets attached to his side.
-Ravage Bits Steve-

Steve: Crocky, he bit me the little sucker. Look at those marks, hopefully we have a

Narrator: After the Decepticons saw Star Wars Episode II, they came up with a devious plan to create their own Clone Army using Fast Tracks as their experiment.

Blaster: Some amateur tried cutting me out of this scene with Photoshop, he completely missed my right hand.

Grimlock: Just between you and me, I only act dumb so I get the easy jobs like kicking ass and don't have to worry about computers...

(Autobot starts walking over)

Grimlock: ahem....Me Grimlock think this place is cool.

Thundercracker: So this is the source of that rusty smell. There is a dead Autobot down here.

Skywarp: Good Cybertronian Gravy, lets get the sticks and start poking it *snickers*