Captions by K-nonFodder

Rhinox: Dude i thought u said tehy dont ussually travel in packs
Rattrap: well u asked my opinion it was a fity fity shot hey cant be right all the time!!
Rhinox: u lil rat!!
Rattrap: what got ur oversized panties in a wad

Since the decepticons lost there jobs they tried to find odd jobs some of the more desperate types resorted to acting as a totem pole at the local ammusement park

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I am they most expensive toy in the free world HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Bubble Bubble toil and trouble!!! ( with no career in warfare these three decided to go into acting, i think they would do well as the three blind fates from greek mythology)

Scourge: Dude man i told the next you ---- block me like that i'd kick ur arse, OCTANE:but i thought she'd like "hi i'm mega octane and i am mega weeeetarded"
Scourge: Doh

No this super advanced weapon of the free world seen numerous times rolling over iraqi tanks does not exist, and for the record the iraqi capitol is still well out of the grasps of the invading forces. I am sure you will all be glad to hear our President

DOH!!!!!!!

so whatta ya say punk, do ya feel lucky.....

oooh look what i got for christmas , maybe i can finally pull out my left overs from the fourth of july

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i was a pup we had only one kinda motor oil

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSS in Editing i think so!

Japanesse writings = Only you can prevent forest fires- i guess we didn't realize Japan didn't have any bears

Mommy says if i work hard i can be anything i want to when i grow up? Kid heres a hint our parents lie every day , to the cashier, to the IRS and yes even to us

I know i am a doctor but since when does an autobot need a Gynocologist?

i'm sorry ur ex-husband didn't respect you enough, he was a foolish adn unwise man and i will kill him just for you

I HAVE THE POWER.... to come outta the ... oh wait7 maybe i don't

so that is why all the decpticons are made fun of soo much

Hey i told you that sandwhich was mine no matter what now cough it up

Spike"Mr megatron sir, coach says when that happens you have an STD"

just bc they have a club doesn't mean they're organized

Ironhide=Shagginwagon Booyah

just a bit higher *purrred* oh yeah thats the spooot meeeeow purred

Just bc we look organic doesn't mean we are organic .. get my drift

Hotshot" Don't you just love being in armada smokescreen" SC " years fo loyal service and i get this post geeez"

Prime" thought you said that i would get a better feel for the enemy if i tried to think like him" Spike " well i guess dusting isn't exactly a battle"

Rattrap" hey uncle vinny, hows the family... oh so lil Mark was upgraded to an apple well good for him"

Rhinox" sir excuse me sir if you lay there any longer we will have to charge you for the night"

Spike "gently now .... gently gently"

Soundwave" didn't i tell him, effective leaders don't get liquored up"

"I'm not Fat..... i'm just big boned"

Grindor " Damnit i knew screwin around with kids lead to nothin but trouble

Prime "ma'am i am ill equipped to fufill your request"

Megatron" where did you say you dropped it" Starscream over here" Soundwave " i told you the acuvue contcts don't fall out soo much" Starscream" Tu madre Soundwave"

Hardhead"Stand By your man.. doh doh doh.. and tell the world you love him"

Kup "get the hell off of me" Blurr"whats with the Barry White and low lights i triped walkin in" Arcee " Ugh i knew i shouldn of left my drink sit like that"

Ratchet " i squeeze your head!"

thrust" but megatron i thought you siad this was COVERED by medicade?"

Worker " hey sir , you know those immigrant workers you hired........"

Starscream" at last military victroy for the decepticons, i shall lay waste to the cubian army"

Onslaught " hey vortex i saw some humans doing this"

Twincast" i told the shrink i had ppl in my head....ok well in my chest no matter"

Frenzy" stay down man, the Jehovahs might see you...." Prime "huh?" Frenzy "they are more ruthless than any decepticon i know it doesn't matter if you are human or autobot or decepticon, they want to g

Starscream *to MCdonalds Clerk* " Miss didn't i say super sized?"

Spike" i heard if we spray it into a paper bag and breath it, it will make us feel better" Bee" i'm game"

Bee" Perceptor i thought you said if i wack it i would feel better?" Perceptor" *shrugs*" Brawn "*ahhhh, oooooo ooooh *it worked for me lil man"

T-Rex " waiter, waiter, ther is a Decepticon in my salad"

Redalert" but sir i think you should look at this ladybug" Prime "i don't have time for this" Redlaert" But plz sir" Prime " i am a bussy man" Red Alert ' LOOOKY LOO

Rabbi Prime " what the hey, we've got trees, we've got squirrels, lets bless them all and get versnicket"

Tidalwave- Yoga is a sport of the mind, Galvitron don't tense up....i siad don't tense up you silly boy"