Captions by Zeedust

I don't get what everyone's going on about, there's LITERALLY nothing under there.

"When they said the Beast was upon me, I thought they meant that horrible Dinobot combiner."

Back on Cybertron, extenension cords were often used for light bondage.

"Fart jokes: Overused. Amusement: Unlikely."

"That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell!"

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

Starscream: "My arms! Where are my arms?!"

Prime: "Here, I'll share mine."

"Maybe if they can't find me, I won't have to be in any more crappy sequels!"

Rumble: "What color turtle shell did we get?"

Drag Strip: "Either red or blue, depending on who you ask."

Rumble: "...I hate you."

The oversized knockoffs have really started getting out of hand.

That's the second-biggest knockoff I've ever seen!

"Oh God, I'm seeing giant robots again! WHY DO MY MEDS NOT WORK?!"

Megs Headroom

He ditched Laserbeak after one too many "FREEBIRD!" jokes. But now everyone keeps expecting him to play "Bat Out Of Hell."

"And then those MECH guys just pointed at me an started laughing! DOCTOR MORROCCO gets taken more seriously than I do! That's why I decided I need this makeover."

Raise your hand if you're annoyed we never got Season 3 of Animated on DVD!

"Robots in Disguise" is one thing, but trying to camoflauge yourself to match the pavement is taking it a bit too far.

I thought Unicron said you were "Cyclonus the WARRIOR", not "Cyclonus the WORRIER".

Girl: "Klaatu barada nikto."

Gort: "Why does everyone keep saying that to me?"

Spike: "Get off!"

Ravage: "Not until you give me back my other eye!"

Spike: "I'm not Micheal Bay!"

Ravage: "My bad... It's hard for me to tell one fleshbag from another WITH A MISSING EYE!"

"I once ate a PROTOFORM!"

"We're gonna need a can of Raid the size of a fighter jet!"

Sari: "I told them NO STARCH, but they never listen..."

Wreck-Gar: "Maybe you shouldn't have Blast-Off and some random arab guy do your dry cleaning."

If you think they look ridiculous NOW, wait until you see them try to transform.

Side Burn: "And this is my submission to the Ultimate Caption Contest!"

T-AI: "I hope you get banned."

Arcee: "This stupid kid can't keep himself out of trouble for five minutes! I miss Jack already..."

"Oh my GOD, it's on my LEG! Get it off get it off GET IF OFF!"

Sari: "That's not how you make snow angels, Scrapper."

Scrapper: "And the jetpack is part of how you usually do it?"

Never get in a staring contest with a Prime.

"Do not fear me, little ones, for I secretly envy you... You who Primus saw fit to bless with actual HANDS."

"Shonen Jump sent my Slifer! Let's get this thing on eBay!"

He was stranded on the island for three weeks before he remembered he could fly.

Starscream: "but we've already GOT helmets!"
Megatron: "Just wear the damn thing so they'll let us ride the dirtbikes, will you?"

"My sticker's falling off! Quick, go get the Reprolabels before someone sees me like this!"

"That's the LAST time I take a vacation on Nebulos..."

Ever have one of those moments when you feel like you're about to sneeze and keep feeling like you're about to sneeze but never actually sneeze?

"Oh, this? It's a football trophy. I used to be the greatest quarterback on Cybertron, but that was before the war..."

"You STARTED the war!"

"You know what they say, hindsight is 20/20..."

Superion: "You're made of cars and I'm made of jet planes! WHY ARE YOU BIGGER THAN ME?!?!"
Mensaor: "Try exercising once in a while!"

Side Burn: "How the hell are you floating?"


X-Brawn: "My tires are full of helium."

Hot Rod: "Are you SURE this is the best way to dispose of the Dark Energon?"
Kup: "What's the worst that could happen?"
Neither bot was ever seen again, and the zombie Sharkticons roam Quintessa to this day.

"Your father's lightsaber. An elegant weapon from a more civilized... Wow, this thing is tiny."

Weirdwolf was starting to get a little tired of being the low man on the totem pole.

"Oh, dear Primus, it's that Quixote guy again! FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A WINDMILL!"

Most of the people had left when they saw what the city was going to be named.

The camels stayed, because they couldn't read.

Slingshot always secretly wanted to be a Triple Changer.

Quint: "AUGH! Ypu just poked one of my other faces right in the eye!"

"Don't move. This may sting a little."

Heavy Load: "Come on, give us a smile..."
Prime: "I don't have a MOUTH, dumbass."

"Me Grimlock's eyes! Where Ben Stein when Me Grimlock need him?!"

"Me Grimlock need more iron in diet? Fine, me Grimlock GET more iron in diet! ...Stupid doctor, think he know better than me Grimlock..."