Captions by Demonic Femme

Megatron, "DEVASTATOR- WHERE is YOUR ARM? I TOLD YOU TO ATTACK!!"

Devastator, "Hold on- I have a wedgie!"

Cheetor, "Aw s#$%, my eyeliner smeared!!"
Rattrap, "I hope your spots smear next, cause I hate lookin' at a yellow tabby cat."
Cheetor, "I hope Dinobot smears you on the wall and then eats you, cause I hate smelling you!&qu

Cheetor, "Man, this alternate-cat body makes my ass look way too big!"

Rattrap, "Ha- and I thought it was just me."

Feral, "AH! That little b%&$% ate my energon snack!!"
Wheelie, "Mmm- cookie good, have room for more! There's plenty Energon gallore, gallore!"
Feral, "OH, YOU LITTLE-!!!"
BANG
*W

Metrplex, "Hey, can me have some of those energon cookies? Me want some."

Here we see Menasuar doing his own stuns. This picture was taken before he was blown away by Galvatron.

Wheeljack, "UH- Do the monkey with me!!"

BB, "He's not there, he doesn't see me... just slowly walk away."

Kakuryu, "Singin' in the bathtub, watchin all my troubles, go swirlin' down the drain-"

Braver, "... hey... your stomach-parts are showing."

Gort, "Hey, you might want to wear that seatbelt. You've got a really pretty body, and if I crashed, the outcome would be awful!"
girl, "Is it just me, or do I have a feeling you like me?"
Gort, ".... yeah, okay, I do- jus

Optimus, "Okay, his CD sounds like the one to listen to for the job at hand-"
Scourge, 'good gracious... that's a big blue butt...'
Optimus, "Ah-" *Fleetwood Mac plays* "There we go, now to fix these wires-"

Hellbat, "Hey... guess what?"
"What?"
Hellbat, "I like energon cookies!"
"NOT THAT STUPID JOKE AGAIN!"

"Aw- Me Grimlock say Turban-man stupid!! ME BITE OFF MUSHROOM HEAD!!!"
Magnus, "No- Grimlock, get away from the TV!"
Perceptor, "Ultra Magnus, where's the remote? I say we should change the channel too- I don't like sc

Rattrap, "Ey- the air up here's pretty nice."
Optimus, "Why do I have a feeling something awful's about to happen?"
Rattrap, *FART*
Terrasaur, "OH PRIMUS-!!!!"
Optimus, "Awww- Rattrap-"
"Rattrap,

Spike, "This isn't a gun- it's a canon- IN YOUR FACE!" BOOOOOM! "YEHAWWW!!!"

Optimus, "... what... RC has no ovaries?!!"

Spike, humming to self,
"Zipity Do-Da, Zipity-eh, Plenty o' Sunshine in my way, Wonderful Feelin', Wonderful Day- Hey- look at me, I'm in a tree- Lookie at me, in a tree... ... hey... look at all those ants... man, they're reall

Ratchet, "Okay, let's see, Crack for in the morning, and two bags of weed- that'll fill in nicely for lunch and dinner."

Ironhide, thinking, 'By Primus that's a lot o' weed... how can I get some o' that stuff?&#0

T, "These speakers fell really nice on your back. Perceptor, let's buy it!"

Cyclonis, "I searched all his pockets, Mighty Galvatron, and all I found was a picture.. er.. of your sister."
Galvatron, "WHAT?!!!"
Starscream, "Oh, no-"
"Galvatron, "What are you doing with MY SISTER!!??"

Optimus, "Oh-crap, my hands stuck between your gun and your arm again."
Megs, "It serves you right. Now come on, there's a movie I want to go see."
Optimus, "Oh really, which one?"
Megs, "How to get rid of a guy

"Aw-damn! That things breath really stinks! Oh my- ugh... think I'm gonna-" B'LEEEHHH!!!

Freeway, "Ar-Are you sure this thing's programmed to be nice?"
"Positive- he's really friendly! He just want you to feed him."

"Oh c'mon Deno, I know you loved Mr.Snuggies, and we might find him eventually."
"WAAaaa-"
"Okay, I'll tell you what, we'll cut you a montage."

Photographer, "Yes! I like that look- now vogue for me! Come on- brighten those optics, you're beautiful!"

Megs, "AW- Damn it again, I keep tripping!"
Starscream, thinking, 'perfect shot...'
Megs, "Someone help me find my contact lens"
Starscream, 'I should go for it'
Megs, "Hurry up!!!"
Starscream, "

Danial, "Hey, a little bit further, and I can catch that grasshopper."
RC,"Here ya go." *drops Danial*
Danial, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Hotrod, "Hey, look at em go."

Slag, "One crotch down- four to go!!"

"Okay, I think the bugs out."

Robot, "AWWW- DAMN IT!!! SHUT UP!!!
Starscream (off screen), "Would you shut that STUPID flesh-ceature up!!!
Robot, "He doesn't have a volume button!!!
Starscream, "MEH!!!" *blasts Daniel into bloody spot*

Tentakil, "Aww- they blew up my house! Man, I had a new TV and everything! What's Mom going to say when I move back in the house?"

Ratchet, thinking, '...okay... Skywarp doesn't see me... I'll get him... right in-between... the shoulders'
BANG!
*Skywarp falls over*

Cyclonis, "I'm sorry Galvatron, I promise I'll be good!!"

Galvatron, "Sing again, and I'll BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!"

Cyclonis, "But it was a nice song-"

Galvatron, "AAAAAAAAAAARH!!!!" *Blasts Cyc

Galvatron,"Great, now our hands are stuck! Come with me Soundwave, I'll saw your hand off!
Soundwave, "Negative- do not commence Galvatron!"

WHO LEFT THIS WHOOPIE-CUSHION IN MY SEAT?!!!

Optimus Prime (off screen): Okay Autobot's, the Deceptico- gosh damn it! I stepped in another one of those foul icecream sandwhishes! Who's responsible for these?!!
Sparkplug: "I am sir!"

Starscream (off screen): "Now! If anyone else wants me to blow a hole through their chest, be my guest!"
Kickback: "Oh no!no!"
Starscream: "Then GET TO WORK!"

Grimlock, "What you talking 'bout? Me, Grimlock don't have astro-rust in teeth!

Hound: "Okay, if I stick this pine back in, and seal the skin with my lazer, no one will notice what happened."

Starscream(off screen): Okay- there's threehundred dollars in his wallet. We'll divide it.
Thundercracker: Alright, but I've got dibs on his horns.
Skywarp: No- Starscream promised me his head.
Tc: Alright, what ever, just hand over the

Ironhide, "Just what are you lookin' at, you desert-dust-rabbit?!"

Grimlock, "NO! Me want to be Barney on TV!!"

Powerglide, "Okay, so I doubted that the Grim-Reaper was real- my fault. At least he didn't run off with my head."

Ginrai: "Hmmm... note to self, never ask strange talking car with purple-insignia for directions... that was a very suspicious talking-car... and those directions led me straight off that cliff. I know I followed them correctly.... Oh my Gosh- That

YOU STOLE MY CANDY, YOU STUPID RABBIT, GIVE IT BACK!!!

Sokki good for yoooou!!

Autobot Headmaster: Hey... is that an earing you're wearing?

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTA-!

S: NO! GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME!!
J: AW- come on, what's the matter?
S: I am NOT LIKE THAT! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!
J: YOU?! You don't have a girlfriend, lemme see your wallet!
S: NO!- HELP!!!
J: Hey wow... she is pretty.
S: *snatches wallet*

TV: Upset stomach, indigestion, diahriah! Hey Peptobisbal!
Cerebros: So sick... shouldn't have... eaten those... energon burritos.