Captions by Sledge

If Starscream drinks enough, he'll forget how crappy ARMADA is !!

Are Eject and Rewind wearing bras ??

"Oh no !!! More crappy ARMADA re-paints at WalMart !! "

"WHAT !!?? SOMEONE STOLE MY POPEYE'S FRIED CHICKEN !!??"

Is Galvatron's head connected to his body?

Hey, doesn't that kid on the left remind you of the fat guy in ARMADA ?

"I'm wearing my belt on my head !!"

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones signs their next star QB....LOL

Where do I plug in the MiniCon?

Rhinox -- "Look Prime, this is what Spike and Carly taught me...."

Too many Energon brownies....

"ME GRIMLOCK SAY POOP ON SHOCKWAVE !!"

Uh...what exactly is Sideswipe doing down there?

This is TREE-mendous! I'm BRANCH-ing out! I'm getting back to my ROOTS!

Blaster -- "Ironhide, don't transform or we'll be stuck in your butt!"

Cerebros passes a kidney stone

Powerglide got drunk again....

"PROWL! Why did you paint my face blue?"

"Damn...the Giants lost again!"

Richard Simmons Decepticons

"Yes Ironhide, I farted"

What the hell happened to Grimlock's eye?

"Get your finger out of my nose !!"

"Uhh...I'll be out in a minute, Wheeljack!"

"Damn Wheelie, making me build him a treehouse!"

Tracks tries the Richard Simmons workout

"Starscream, don't transform or I'll be stuck in your tailpipe"

"Hey man, we need to go drinking with the Junkions more often!!"

"Starscream, I'll show you how to breakdance!"

Wheelie is jealous of Slag at this moment....

"I'm the biggest crybaby in the world!"

"Okay Wheelie, step away from Tracks and put your pants back on !!"

Kickback -- "I have some Mylanta right here Bombshell"

"Yes, I was the one who farted"

Ted Kennedy as a Decepticon

Wheelie's voyeur fantasy....

"Galvatron, where's your OTHER hand?"

"Here Starscream.....these will hide your bad haircut!"

"Can I have some privacy pleeeeeze?"

Hasbro's idea of a live action Transformers movie.

Here we witness the Mini-Con mating ritual.

Skyfire gives birth to Wheelie

"Wheelie say, this proves I'm not gay!"

Skyfire is giving birth to a Decepticon !!

"Now Optimus Prime will spank my A$$"

Galvatron -- "Now we apply a moisturizing cream"

Magnus -- "Now you two place nicely!"

Wheelie misses his boyfriend TRACKS, so he goes on a killing spree

Right in the tail pipe!

"I wish my damn Mini-Con would get out of my ass"