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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Broadside

Broadside has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
The "real" Optimus Prime

The day Optimus upgraded to Cardboardium Alloy armor was a terrible set-back for the Autobot battlefront.

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

And Stretch 2.3.4.

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Does that mean my successor's gonna be rabbimus Prime

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Vos grand ducht as non transformers would say

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Decepticons: Friend Chips

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Wow bumbleebee Look ROBOT VIAGRA! now you can get with Arcee!

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Wait let me do it!

Starscream drinks some Energon

Wazzup scream?
Nuthin watchin the game drinkin some gon?

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

What I'm not gonna be in Armada? Oh no!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

So that's how Transformers have kids!

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

It's ok I'm not on Armada either

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

COWABUNGA!

Computron holds Galvatron

MMMM ENERGON GOODY!

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

BUT I DON'T WANNA GO ON ARMADA!

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

mmm a bunch of kids running away from a distressed looking Skidz? That explains itself!

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

MMMM Energon goodies!

Superion and Menasor have a little fun!

No really it's good for both of us!

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

Why can't we look like giant oversized people?

Galvatron drinks Energon!

This tastes like ----!
Galvatron it is ----!

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

You see anything Arcee can do I can do better!

Decepticons after a party

OK OK lets watch Thrust in Armada you win!

Megatron points at his head

Tht's right turn me into a headmaster

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

Well if Ratchet can do it so can I. Onslaught attempts his own version of the stealth kill

Starscream running toward island

Maybe Starscream's a little too eager for the new series of Survivor?

An injured Thrust

Hey Demolishor why do I have to be the mummy? I wanna fight the Rock!

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

Having played Tenchu too often Ratchet tries out his stealth kill on Wheeljack

Worker on phone by Decepticons

What 4 windows for £1000?
Hang on three homicidal robots have just entered the factory I'll call you back

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

No Blurr I said do it to me not Kup!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Cliffjumper.... I am your father!

Shockwave rides Starscream

Now i'll finally win Arcee from that loser Wheelie

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

The dangers of too much energon

Ravage finds his litter box

You think I'M BAD? You should see those beast Wars guys!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

Quick Sideswipe you distract him!

Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

Can i see your license sir?

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

Come on it'll be good for the three of us

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

WHAT ARMADA'S ON LEMME SEE, LEMME SEE

Girl with her Grandmother

Could this be another girl who loves Powerglide?

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Who sez you need to be in jet mode to fly?

Hardhead using a microphone

IF YA SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE HEAD IS THINKING!!

Brawn sits on Soundwave

Hey you couldn'y give us a tow could ya?

Sunstreaker tells a story

Sideswipe's was little but my catch was this big!

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Einstein now you die!
You look away you die now I say!

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Now now you two stop squabling we all know that Armada's better

Decepticons cheering!!!

Up and down come on people work those booties

Galvatron talks to Soundwave

No i'm first in the toilet cue!

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

Mommy Mommy look what that nasty Demolisher did to me!
WAH WAH WAH!

Deszaras with a human boy

Now remember just shout my name 3 times and I'll be there

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

You think that's bad? Look at his Brothers' Wheelie costume!

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Just a little bit lower
Skyfire: Yeah that's good don't stop

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Well it beats having that drill stuck to my ass

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