The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Black Arachnis
Starscream:"Who put glue on this rock!"
Megatron:"Oh come on!how juvenile is this....waitaminute, RUMBLE, FRENZY!!!"
R&F:"hehehe...suckers!"
Bumblebee:"hey look at my awesome new puppethead guys!"
Ravage:(in thought)"just wait till I get my body back you little yellow dweeb!"
"NOOOOO!!!NOT ANOTHER WEEK!!!"
ah come on! let me go already, I`m starting to rust in places I can`t mention here!
Prime:"nobody realizes I`m actually Starscream!bwahahaha...err..oh crap, the camera was on wasn`t it?"
Starscream:"I KNEW I shouldn`t have bought a knockoff Bruticus!"
"let`s see...type the url...press enter...what the slag!? nude pictures of me!? how the slag did that happen!"
Optimus: now don`t worry kids, we can repair the minicons...assuming we find all the pieces...
kids: say WHAT!?
Optimus:I said that aloud didn`t I...hehehe, whoops.
Galvatron:"what the slag?there was a big party and you didn`t invite me!? BWEAAAGGHHH!"
"ah sonova! Soundwave, next time Ratbat drops his guano on me, I`m eating fried bat!"
"aww crap, Matrix blocking my intestinal track...where`s the peptobismol?"
"no please! we surrender! we promise not to joke about tentacleraping Arcee again!"
Starscream: "is that what I think it is?"
Soundwave: "affirmative."
Thrust: "ohhh crap, we`re gonna fry like antbots aren`t we?"
Ravage: *wimper!*
Blitzwing: "ah sonova!who`se the wiseguy that thinks it`s funny to toss paintbombs!I just had my barrel polished by a fembot!
all: beeeerrr....
Kup:viagraaaaaa.....
Bombshell: oh no! they stopped making transformer sized viagra!
Cyclonus: that`s the last time I`m taking you to a party.....they`re squishies for the pit`s sake!
Arcee: think we should help him Ultra Magnus?
Ultra Magnus: are you kidding me? let`s kick him silly and rob his unarmed ass!
me Grimlock kick butt of decepticons!(darkwingyou still think it was a bright idea to swipe Grimlock`s enerbooze?
Soundwave, I`m happy to report you`re expecting another cassette.(soundwave)oh great, that`s the last time I shower with the rest!
noooo! stryka`s stripping again!
bumblebee: walk up the the insectiocns and sprya em with that can over there willya spike?
spike: right and how am I supposed to lift the frigging can you yellow moron!?
help! this semi`s trying to do naughty things with me soundwave!
run! megsy has found the hidden cam in his shower!
no way bugboy, last time you dislocated my jaw!
you got ship,now where`s trip?*kup*I`ll give ya a trip allright.lemme at `em!lemme at `em!
and where do you think you`re going?you still have to clean up the ark!
girl:I hate them for running over my teddybear.*pulls out a shotgun*time for me to kill theirs!*shoots sparkplug*sparkplug:dammit! I thought that death would come from too much scotch....*dies*
WHAT!?you said to arcee that I`m gay?take that!*smashes their heads together*stupid clones!
prime:now you two kiss and make up!ironhide:but prime he started it!wheeljack:did not!
mirage: I told you not to mess with the junk infront of the ark but nooooo you just couldn`t listen could you?
cliffjumper:but it had pretty lights on it.
RAVAGE: well, this is what happens when you tell transfans that they should get a life.
blaster,when I said I wanted a tapeplayer I meant one for my carmode.
NOW GET OFF ME BEFORE I RIPP YOUR INTERFACE OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN TAILPIPE!!!
Hmmmm,chateau prime... vintage 2005.
overall a bad year.
I would suggest a chateau starscream with steamed human preverbly witwicky.
hey, submarauder!
you think they`ll reissue us too?
maybe they will if we ask them reaaaaaalllyy
nicely.
skullgrin:so basic beating it is then.
here we see the creation of tracks.
run, they`ve found the bomb in the principal`s office!!
minerva you`re going to be converted to nightbeat if ya like it or not.
minerva: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
me no like being backhoe!
RHINOX,don`t do it. he`s not a predacon!!rhinox:sorry too late!preeeeeeeetttt!!!
please, I don`t want to be a targetmaster.the`re so smelly and they need air and stuff.
let`s paint him red and wipe his datatracks.thundercracker:yeah that`ll get em confused!!
I`ll make ya scream allright!!!starscream:
ya want prime ta see what you did with carly?
jazz:why you little....
t.a.i.,use my hud system next time.
uh screamer? why is spike pulling that handle?
both:yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggg!!!!!!
fooled ya huh, binladen?
hey optimus, how`d ya like your dactylwings?
whaaa, they sold my weapons bastards!!
s£!t, skyfire wasn`t joking when he said to strap on my chute
me grimlock no like wheelie.you want him?
