The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Rainmaker
I'm new but it looks like I'm already dead
PELVIC THRUST OF VIOLATION!
I finally went to Specsavers!
Optimus Prime: MICHAEL BAY MADE ME TAKE FACES?
Superion: Uhm, Menasor I think we have some layering problems
(look around under Superion's crotch)
Optimus: I CAN FEEL IT IN THE GROUND
Ratchet: You need help
Kup: Come get your Energon Sticks! Includes Energon, *lists more ingredients*
Hot Rod: HOLY
Weirdwolf: YAWN
Mindwipe: HOLY
...and thus, Starscream began his search for his other null ray
Optimus Prime: I'm sorry about what happened in DOTM, I tried convincing Michael Bay to cut that part out but he wouldn't budge.
TONIGHT WE DINE IN UNICRON
I volunteer as tribute!
I DON'T WANNA BE A KISS PLAYER
AUTOBOTS, THIS WAY!
You're not yellow enough
Sideswipe: Found the trigger!
Megatron: Now let's see if this so called 'potato power' is worth it.
Spike: Y'know, I thought I'd lose your heads first not your bodies.
Soundwave: Laserbeak, show me tabs for Through the Fires and Flames
Huffer: Hey Spike, I was on Teletran One and it came up with something about p-
Spike: Don't wanna hear it.
Prowl: I'm WHAT in G1?
Huffer: I got in Combiner Wars and you didn't! Ha!
Brawn: You do know your toy is just Optimus Prime in orange right?
Huffer: TAKE THAT BACK
Scrapper: HASBRO!
Blitzwing: TAKARA!
Megatron: What is this? A contact request from 'HotBae955' on Skype?
Thundercracker: Hasbro, we think your new Titans Return Bumblebee needs some heel spurs for his lame backpack! Hahahaha!
Sideswipe: DADDY DON'T BREAK UP WITH MUMMY
Ultra Magnus: CHEAP SLAGGING KNOCK OFFS ARE SO LOOSE
Ultra Magnus: Y'know, you guys just aren't fit to be legends class.
Skullcruncher: This is not easy to digest, waiter! I told you I have a touchy stomach!
Autobot Headmasters: EVERYBODY HAS A CHANCE TO BE AN AUTOBOT
Galvatron: Frag it, you and your cheesy emotions, I'm crushing myself underneath an iceberg.
That's what she said.
Starscream: Who knew you could make a bad deal...
Swindle: Y'know I'm usually better at these things...
Grimlock: Perceptor what is this stuff me Grimlock making?
Perceptor: That's called dust. Fine, dry powder consisting of tiny particles of earth or waste matter lying on the ground or on surfaces or carried in the air.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no understan
Hound: I told you energon is not safe for human consumption...you're too curious for your own good, Spike.
Tracks: You see, Blaster, this is what I call surround sound...invented it myself. I'm so smart.
Wheeljack: I've removed all your memories of your, uh, girlfriend. You should be safe from Kiss Players now.
Superion: Robot Heroes A3? What is this junk? Canceled.
Worker: Yeah, we have three lost protoforms...
Grimlock: Me Grimlock hate cheap knock offs that don't even stand up! Me want refund!
I told you making me out of gold plastic for G2 was NOT a good idea!
Metroplex: I thought campaign would prepare me for Multiplayer...
Will it break after 5 seconds of battle?
Dragstrip: HOW DO YOU NOT FIT IN ME RUMBLE, YOU TURN INTO A FREAKING CASSETE
Scourge: Oh my slag...my hand is so huge it covers my whole face...
Mega-Octane: It's time to go home, Scourge.
Ratchet: Now, Prime. First things first, were do you keep your trailer?
Perceptor: I told you not to update to Windows 10!
Cheetor: Sigh, I still have these black spots.
Sari: You see this key? The only reason I have it is cause some guy called Longarm Prime gave it to me...
Tentakil shelfwarms.
Megatron: ...and you can buy it now only for around 5 million energon cubes!
