Captions by Chachi

"The truck is exactly what meets the eye. It does not transform into a robot. Do not believe these American lies."

"I am Unicron, the Chaos Bringer, devourer of countless worlds. Now bug off, it's time for my big honkin' pedicure."

Little does Bumblebee know that if he hikes the ball to a human, it'll go right through their chest...

Rhinox: "Optimus, this is not 2001: A Space Odyssey and I am NOT building the Monolith! GET UP!"

"I am so... BUZZED!"

Rattrap: "Keel you!"
Cheetor: "Not if I keel first."
Optimus: "So why the Hell are you sitting on me, Rhinox?"
Rhinox: "I felt left out."

Rumble: "Perfect. NOW my butt decides to start itching."

Shockwave: "Observation: I'm buggered."
Grimlock: "Really? What your first clue, genius?"

"MY LIFE IS PAIN."

R: "Primus, Skyfire, when are you going to quit trying to eat human food?"

M: "Decepticons! Put on your thinking caps, so that we can devise a way to vanquish the Autobots forever!"
S: "Awwh, I hate these goddamned hats!"
M: "Quiet, you."

Cyclonus: "We're scrapping like slargs over a few piddly energon cubes. Is this the fate of the once-mighty Decepticons!?"
Decepticons: "YAAAAAY We're doomed!"

Abominus: "That was nothing, Predaking! Get him outta that tree and I'll show you a REAL punt!"

Hot Shot and Jolt unleash their secret plan to make the Decepticons laugh to death.

Sunstreaker: "SHINE GET!"

J: "Say Uncle! SAY UNCLE!"
S: "Wait... What?"

W: "Tell Wheelie about petrolrabbits, slaggit!"
K: "I'll give ya petrolrabbits, you little..."

SW: "Stop your griping, Starscream. This wouldn't be happening if you hadn't broken the space bridge!"

UM: "Rraaaargh!"
Constructicons: "Oh, s£!t! ROID RAGE!"

"Me Grimlock King of DDR! Left up left right up..."

Kid: "HAIL ILPALLAZZO!"
Dezaras: "Who the Hell is this kid?"

Junkions: "BAH WEEP GRAAH NAH WEEP NINNIBONG!" *start to dance*
Granny: "You dumb bitch, now look what you did!"

SW: "Soundwave superior. Galvatron inferior."
G: "Screw you! My cannon is way better than yours!"

Megs: "Very funny, you a$$holes. Just remember that this comes out of YOUR energon goodie allowances."
Decepticons: "s£!t."

"Hooray beer!"

Trypticon: "I GIVE YOU SATANIC HEAD BITEY!" (Sound familiar, Replimus?)

"Me Grimlock say Junkions give funky Energon... Wohhh... Colorrrs..."

Soundwave: "That is the absolute last time I fall asleep in Tijuana."

"Now, if I can only keep a straight face while the rest of them gag on that fart" *chuckle*.

Gort: "... But the important things was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."

Girl: "Riiiiight..."

Little did Wheelie know that the "energon cube" was actually a powerful adhesive to GLUE HIS DAMN MOUTH SHUT!

Braver: "Boop beep yourself, jerkass. Members only!"

Optimus&Heavy Load: "STARING CONTEST!"

Optimus: "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. Dance, you silly Autobots, DANCE!"

Cancer: Because my head is so freakisly misshapen, everyone will now receive a severe beating. LINE UP!"

Ironhide practices up for his fiercest opponent yet... Mr. T.

Clones: *HURRRL!*

Sixshot: "Why, you drunken b*st*rds! I just had my feet shined!"

Menasor pulls a Cartman with the "German Dance."

Starscream: "Why am I surrounded by idiots?"

Rumble: "Because we always buy the beer?"

Starscream: "Ah, yes..."

"All right, which one of you little b*st*rds filled my tank up with sugar!?

As a public service, Megatron goes on TV to promote good hygeine...

Megatron: "Now, I keep my head shiny like new with the regular application of Armor-all..."

... And he fails miserably.

Op: "Gahh! What in-!?
Screamer: "Grrrrr!"