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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by MarkNL

MarkNL has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

"What happened?"
"Aliens."

Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

Sari: I'll take the blame for this to be such a ruined Transformers show.

Meanwhile, back on Cybertron ...

Back our reporter on Cybertron: "Yes, it's quite a chaos here. There have been riots all over Cybertron because there were no caption contest pictures anymore."

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Beam me up, Opty!

Football player versus Blitzwing

Overly Manly Man, playing football against a tank.

Mount Rushmore gets a facelift

In an alternative reality...

Starscream visits Colorado

Ahhh.. That smell.. Is Soundwave baking apple pie again?

Dirge plugs in Bumblebee

Electrical chair before it was cool.

Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

Perceptor: Yes! YES! 360-No Scope-Quadruple-HEADSHOT-With Jump-over a distance of 1000 meters!

Seaspray and Bumblebee converse

Seaspray: "You saw Oprah on TV yesterday?"
Bumblebee: "Yea, I wish I was there in the studio... she said: YOU get an Energon cube, and YOU, and YOU TOO, and YOU! It was crazy..."

Slave workers working

Slave: "So, Mr. Fallen, where do you want this block?"
The Fallen: "On top of that piramid!"
Slave: "Huh, what is that?"
The Fallen: "DEVASTATOR! Get some pants NOW! We don't want to see your genitals!"

Omega Supreme and the green screen

I'm Grandpa Supreme! Look at my white hair in my helmet!

Dr. Arkeville is excited

First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside! Oh, wait, that quote belongs to someone else...

Omega Supreme stands before Autobots

Omega: "I heard there's a party here..?"

Optimus surprised by what Sari said

OMFG!

Scrapper talking to Sari

We, Chinese, have to CONSTRUCT new buildings dayly... How are we supposed to become world's powerful nation otherwise?

Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz

Look at my chin! LOOK at my CHIN!

Autobots raising their hands

Gangnam Style!

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

The Terminator 2.0

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

Daniel Witwicky enters the Animated dimension, using a portal: "Déjavu!"

Optimus Prime pointing

Autobots, transform and... oh frag it, just follow me.

Rumble goes for a drive in Dragstrip

Y33H@W!!!

Two construction workers in a truck

Look! There's a parking place with gas station! Let's get some donuts!

Megatron in a puff of smoke

What? MEGATRON is evolving!

Congratulations! Your MEGATRON evolved into GALVATRON!

Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk

Megs: "Why are you seperated into two pieces?" Breakdown: "Well, let's say the traps in Skyrim are unhealthy..."

Megatron plays with his remote control

This is the official poster of the 40 years anniversary of the cellphone. Here we see Megatron using a cellphone in 1984.

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

Brawn: I've been on his back for so long right now, that we're stuck to eachother because of the rust...
Soundwave: Begin operation 'Stainless Steel'...

Brawn and Huffer talking

The deleted love scene from the 80s TF The Movie.

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

Trypticon: Hey, sweetie, got something to do this evening?
Metroplex: Yeah. Kick you in your ass, SWEETIE!

Grimlock eats a car

Om nom nom nom!

Nanosec face-to-face with Optimus Prime

Wait a nanosec... Is this yours?

Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

Sari: I've found my christmas tree!! Gimme some decorations!
Scrapper: uhhh?
Sari: EEK! *Scary voice: It's Alivvveee...

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

xXSentinelXx chatting in-game with [TF]Perceptorz and @lfa3on.

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

Let's create baby-bots. We'll call them: Mini-cons.

Prowl and the Autobots

In the background, Bumblebee's imitating Justin Bieber... Which CREEPS Prowl OUT, OMG!

Megatron covets the exponential generator

Electrical bulb: I am Electro!!!
Megatron: What? You're in the wrong TV series!
Electrical bulb a.k.a. Electro: Ah, crap. I just came from My little ponies. I need to find "The amazing Spider-Schmuck". I'm gonna look further then...

Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

Grimlock: ME, Grimlock, has finally got his exlusive Optimash Prime figure! Me, Grimlock, says THANK YOU to Fed Ex!

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

Sparkplug: "You expect me to talk?"
Arkeville: "Nooo, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Soundwave: "James Bond: Goldfinger reference detected"

Predacons dressed as Car Brothers

Transformers Carnival!

Side Burn and T-AI in front of monitor

Side Burn and T-AI watching a program on History channel about the history of Dutch fishing.

Ratchet and Fanzone talk to Rattletrap

Rattletrap: Is this Beast Wars?
Ratchet: No, I guess you're in the wrong series.

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

Today, I'm gonna rewiew the RID Megatron action figure. Let's begin with the coloring, I don't really like it. Oh... wait... I need a repaint...

Scrapper and Long Haul push Ironhide

2 wild constructicons appeared!
Constructicon 1 used tackle! It's a critical hit!... Ironhide fainted!... You gained 0 Exp. Points!

Spike stands in front of Huffer

Huffer: O-oh, did I hear Prime calling me? I g-got to go, see ya.
Spike: HEY! We're not done yet!

Soundwave plays his keytar

Beat iiit, Beat iiit!! *Soundwave plays an epic guitar solo and does the moonwalk.

Scrapper wearing a straw hat

Meanwhile, during the Vietnam war.

Spike and the Headmaster's heads

Looks like the new TF toys had loose balljoints. Their heads just popped off.
Spike is mad at Hasbro here, 'cause this were his actionfigures.

Megatron's decapitated head

I still function!

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

Magnus: I'm the real leader and these are my disciples! X-Brawn: Can I give him an uppercut? He's getting crazy again...

Sari goes crazy!

I’ll crush you with my bare hands!


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